Bangkok Day 1

I became the 3rd wheel for two different hippy couples (pattern?) Had a $10 massage, rode on a disco party tuk tuk, ate several pounds of pad thai on the street, climbed Wat Arun, saw the reclining Buddha, took a boat ride through the old canals, got lost in the slums, drank foul Bangkok rum with an old thai rocker, went to a sex show where a grandma drew pictures with a sharpie in her ass, narrowly escaped a situation in the red light district, and got wasted at a gay bar.