The unisex bathroom has a mess of crinkled surveys by the door that say things like, "Rate your unisex bathroom experience 1-10"
The person who brought them must have left in a hurry.
We are 47 minutes behind schedule and every minute costs ten dollars. I swish some of the fake urine around in my mouth first to make her feel more comfortable. The crew waits outside in the fake kitchen. Most of them are probably on instagram.
She spits out another stream but it still doesn’t get the amount of spray that I’m looking for. The scene in the commercial wont be funny without adequate spray. The bathroom is soaked now. Children in Aleppo are dying. Our government doesn’t believe in climate change. The Russians are disrupting our elections.
It’s 2016 and I'm in a unisex bathroom inside of a fake hospital spitting piss all over the walls and Donald Trump is president.
Nothing makes any goddamn sense anymore.